Sings he who has the stomach flu. Poor Colin. Not the best way to spend your birthday. No best-ever chocolate cake. No steak dinner. No lunchtime soccer game. Just a few trips to the porcelain throne and a bottle of Gatorade.
Oh, and add a sick 3-year-old and you’ve got yourself a regular shangri-la.
Number 34 will be better. You can only go up from this point.