Today was a “fail” for me since I:
- Ate 50 Cheez-Its in about 2 minutes
- Considered the protein benefits of using Weevil-infested flour that I discovered while attempting to make pizza dough for dinner
- Told my 6-month-old daughter that I was mad at her for not sleeping during nap time
- Checked my email more than 3 times during the day after making a goal to abstain while the kids were awake
- Wondered if the vibrations felt while driving on the freeway jiggled my love handles enough to be considered a work-out
But the ever popular “Fail Blog” reminds me that I’m not alone.
Anyone else wanna come clean?