We have a mole. And I’m not talking about the kind you find in the CTU on “24.”
Colin discovered some holes in our 6-month-old, sod-laid backyard. It could be a ground squirrel or other rodent, but we like to think that it’s one of those little sight-impaired critters causing havoc, like the character Mulch Diggums in Eoin Colfer’s Artemis Fowl series. Hopefully, it’s not trying to steal riches from us like his namesake.
We understand that these vermin are extremely difficult to remove. This may prove challenging even for Colin. He plans to pull out the heavy artillary (i.e. poison) and exterminate at all costs. Something has got to be done before it destroys our entire lawn.
If only we had Jack Bauer.