Before we left for our trip back east, Maddie crashed and burned on the cement in our backyard. Blood sprayed everywhere as she sputtered and cried in anger, though luckily none got on any clothing. She scraped her upper lip really well and gave herself a “Hitler” type mustache.
This is how she greeted family members she had never met before:
The life of a toddler is full of hard knocks, literally. At least they’re not as far from the ground at that point.